Rathergate.com regular Galen gave me a good idea, which doesn’t happen much due to alcohol and a multitude of childhood head traumas.

First, scroll down and read the article that fired CBS Producer Mary Mapes is writing a book.

Then, post a comment here with your suggestions for a book title, using the title of existing literature or song. The winners will be recognized Friday. You will win nothing of value except our undying esteem.

My primary contributions:

Moones over Miami
The Duh Vetting Code
Will They Ever Trust Me Again?
Unfit for CBS
Dan Rather is a Big Fat Idiot

So, readers, flex your frontal lobes and fire me some ideas!

UPDATE: Welcome, RatherBiased readers!