I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. Check out Scrappleface’s story on Judith Miller’s complaints that her copy of The New York Times has been desecreated.

UPDATE: Tempus Fugit also mocks the mainstream media’s “Gitmo torture” apparel line with this parody story that Floridians taking shelter from Hurricane Dennis were tortured with hard floors and air conditioning. (Hat tip: Wizbang)