“Experts on both sides disagree on the authenticity of the memos we revealed on 60 Minutes II last week. We deeply regret the confusion. On the other hand, all this criticism has allowed us to dig real deep and find a whole bunch of people who have three things in common:
- They don’t like President Bush,
- Don’t think he served honorably,
- Can’t prove anything at all.
That will be all, please resume your pajama-clad navel-gazing. Let us real journalists take it from here.”